Thursday, June 30, 2005

So Did She Actually Ever Re-Attain Groove?

As I was eating lunch i was checking out some links and such online and ran across this story about the lady who wrote 'How Stella Got Her Groove Back'. Well, she wrote the hit book that got made into a movie after her own life and her romance with this man. After 6 1/2 years of marriage, they are now divorced. That's the first level of irony.

Second level: She got divorced because she discovered her husband was actually gay.

Third level: She also discovered that the only reason he 'fell in love with her' was to get married and get his citizenship.

That has to be a new low for humanity. If you keep thinking about it, it gets worse and worse. Imagine this guy just picks this girl to marry to get citizenship, and then she writes a book about what a good job he did in deceiving her! And not only that, but then they make a movie about it! Now this guys gotta be thinking, "Great, I didn't sign up for this! Now I gotta try to stick with this for a little while." So then he keeps thinking about it and thinks, well, if i stick with it for a little while I'll get more money out of the thing. So she TOTALLY gets used in about every single way. Sucks to be her.